There are five children in my house right now and they are watching Dora the Explorer. Or, as we refer to her, Dorka.

I am contemplating ways to end my life.

No, not really, but seriously I am not cut out for this shit. I know there's other providers out there for whom this is their life's ambition but alas, I am not among them. I can literally feel brain cells dying one by one.

We are having Boca burgers for lunch, along with potato wedges and corn. I will most likely end up throwing a good 80% of it away. It's the most wasteful thing in the world.

K is bringing me some fresh guacamole from my favorite little Mexican place. I will make up for my lunch being composed entirely of guacamole by having another 30 gram protien shake for my snack before bed.

I promise.

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